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Ever have wisdom teeth impacted into your sinus cavity? Infection, sickness, disease. I’ll be dead in a week.

On the bright side, I saw Supersystem (formerly known as El Guapo) play in Hamtramck last week. They opened for the always entertaining Thunderbirds Are Now!. (do I use double punctuation there?) Anyway, guess they’ve been around for almost ten years but I’d never heard their stuff before. Picked up the new cd at the show, been on repeat in my car ever since.

Even the impossible to please indie-yuppies at Pitchfork can’t pretend to not like the track “Born Into The World,” which they (and Ed McMahon) give 4.5 stars:
” . . . what do we do when Supersystem (of El Guapo fame) drop “Born Into the World” on us like a fucking nuclear bomb, trickling evil liquid surf guitar over Dr. Dre organ stabs and John Carpenter keyboards and monstrous rolling bass and nimble disco cymbals and stupid-dumb conga breakdowns and breathless epic nonsense lyrics? What do we do when this thing crushes our frontal lobes like Godzilla stomping through Tokyo? We shut up. We dance. That’s what the fuck we do. ”

This site’s going to suffer over the next week or so, as stray teeth push their way towards my brain and I try to keep myself from extracting them in my kitchen with a steak knife. Or make a dentist appointment. Can’t decide which is less painful.

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Please take a moment to enjoy the genius of this site. Since 2000, this guy has been documenting everything he does that annoys his wife. Amy is his wife, Nikki and Gillian are his daughters. Here are some quick examples:

  • I’ve recently learned that Amy needs more than 6 seconds between the time her alarm goes off in the morning to the time I roll over and say, “Yo Flo. Tell Mel to whip me up a toasted bagel with cream cheese. Make that two. And kiss my grits. Noonch.”
  • Apparently almost any thought about Jenna and Barbara Bush are supposed to be kept to myself.
  • Amy saw an advertisement for the DVD release of “Love Actually” and commented that she’d like to see it. She then asked if I’d like to see it as well (and what heterosexual man doesn’t just love an evening with a Hugh Grant flick I ask). I responded that I would like to see it because “Keira Knightley is really boneable”.
  • It would seem that chicks get their hair cut at “a salon” and not “the groomer”.

Movie stuff

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Craig’s List: A slighlty pornographic read, but the way it ends makes it all worth it. Promise.

Kevin Smith on Episode III

“Revenge of the Sith” is, quite simply, fucking awesome. This is the “Star Wars” prequel the haters have been bitching for since “Menace” came out, and if they don’t cop to that when they finally see it, they’re lying. As dark as “Empire” was, this movie goes a thousand times darker - from the triggering of Order 66 (which has all the Shock Troopers turning on the Jedi Knights they’ve been fighting beside throughout the Clone Wars and gunning them down), to the jaw-dropping Anakin/Obi Wan fight on Mustafar (where - after cutting his legs and arm off, Ben leaves Skywalker burning alive on the shores of a lava river, with Anakin spitting venomous sentiments at his departing mentor), this flick is so satisfyingly tragic, you’ll think you’re watching “Othello” or “Hamlet”. –Kevin Smith

“It’s still going to suck.” –Jasper

Hotness.

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New single and video from The Coral, “In The Morning.”

Watch.

Can’t Stop The Signal

Seen the Serenity trailer but can’t wait till September to see the film? Thursday, May 5 in 10 theaters in 10 cities–you’ll be able to see the movie. Unfortunately, Detroit is not one of those cities:

Seattle
Austin
Sacramento
Boston
Atlanta
Chicago
San Francisco
Las Vegas
Denver
The Portland of Oregon

The cast and crew is rumored to be scattered around the country, attending these viewings.

Can’t Stop The Signal

Seen the Serenity trailer but can’t wait till September to see the film? Thursday, May 5 in 10 theaters in 10 cities–you’ll be able to see the movie. Unfortunately, Detroit is not one of those cities:

Seattle
Austin
Sacramento
Boston
Atlanta
Chicago
San Francisco
Las Vegas
Denver
The Portland of Oregon

The cast and crew is rumored to be scattered around the country, attending these viewings.

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