It’s gonna be dead slow here for a week or two – unless someone else wants to take on posting duty. I’ve still got a shitload of Super Bowl party photos, a few vague memories of my four-day weekend, and the disturbing fact that by mid-day Saturday I had reached the point where, no matter how much liquor I drank, I couldn’t feel drunk. So yeah, it’s two weeks of detox while I have a work project I actually need to be involved in . . . then it’s back to pretending I have no responsibilities.

Quickly:
•A new Morrissey song is out there.
•A new Dirty Pretty Sings thong is out there.
Franz Ferdinand plays the State Theatre with Death Cab For Cutie April 18. Let me just say that I’m a huge Franz Fizzle fan — and they’re a great live show — but there’s no way I’m paying money to put up with a State Theatre full of DCFC fans. That being said, if someone wants to give me a ticket, I’ll be there. Alex?
•The new Secret Machines album leaked.
•The new Electric Six album has been officially released in the U.S.
•There’s three new BRMC videos on their site and and an “exclusive” CD they’ll be selling on tour. (Can someone pick one up for me? I can’t make it to Columbus.)
Kiera Knightly got a digital boob job.
•My favorite Jessica Alba picture just showed up in hi-res.
Johnny Headband is playing Mac’s Bar this Friday and even Jennifer Granholm has heard the buzz. I know how much you Lansing-ites loves The Hard Lessons, so be sure to get there early enough to catch JH.

Random Super Bowl Weekend Tidbits:
At the Hawaiian Tropic Party, thirty-somethings pretended to be twenty-somethings:

At the Commissioner’s Party, Boyz II Men lost a member but made up for it by playing “Motownphilly.” Twice: