Possibly a review tomorrow. For now, YouTubes and quotes pulled from actual conversations Big Matt and I had.
“How come nobody knows how to park their fucking cars?”
“Are you kidding? It’s all teenagers and women drivers. We’re lucky we haven’t been killed yet.”
“It’s so weird how attractive people have their own activities to attend.”
“Yeah, and we’ve been designated to the Lager House.”
“Because it’s dark and people are drunk, so no one notices what a wreck I am.”
“One day I wanna own a nice shirt.”
“How are you supposed to tell if these songs are any good?”
“Where is the music coming from? I don’t understand how there’s no band.”
“I’ve never even talked to a girl that hot.”
“If we pretend we’re gay, you think they’ll let us hug them?”
“There’s no way we can pass for gay. Gay guys iron their shirts and look presentable and are nice people.”
“How do the Pussycat Dolls spend the other 23 hours each day?”
“Doing crunches and squats.”
“Oh yeah, and throwing up.”
talk about a “sonic abortion.”
speaking of abortions, between christina and the pussycat dolls, how many do you think? i’m betting they average 1.5 abortions each.
What a mess.
Did the even serve you?
You forgot to mention the $50 shirts.
If I ever had difficulty imagining what amateur strippers would look like performing in a high school gymnasium, I can rest happily knowing exactly what that experience would be like, thanks to your awesome digital video phone camera mp3 player louffah.
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