Today’s MP3 is a Caesars track because I’ll be leaving in a few hours to see them in Columbus. If you’ve never driven from Detroit to Columbus, you’re lucky. Ohio just might be the most boring place on earth. Sorry, Ohio. Anyway, I’ve just learned The Sights will be opening for the Caesars show in Detroit next month. Suh-weet!
Yes, a teaser poster. The way this movie is going to suck, they should just line up the cast and crew and have them all give the finger. The franchise dies here. I’ve heard the fourth movie will star George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris O’Donnell and Alicia Silverstone. With a cameo from Vince Vaughn as Douchenozzle, who has the mutant ability to maintain an acting career despite being a talentless forty-something year-old puffy guy.
Because you love these as much as I do, right? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Foo Fighters and Weezer: The All Apologies Tour. Band members will be working the merch counters, buying back their latest discs from those unfortunate enough to have paid for them. (It really hurts to be bashing the Foo, and there’s an 80% chance I go to this show just based on the awesomeness of their past gigs.)
Bah. What a tease. Looks like Death From Above 1979 won’t be opening the NIN/QOTSA show in Detroit. We get Autolux. Still going.
Things will be moving slowly today on Web Vomit, if at all. Sorry.
NOOOO, Detroit gets screwed again. DFA 1979 for Autolux. Actually I’ve never heard Autolux, maybe they’re good.
Vince Vaughn is hot. When he’s skinny. And not hungover-looking, which granted, isn’t very often.
That last comment came from someone who’d like to roll under a dumpster and handwash Vincent Gallo’s armpit hair.
Mmm, Vincent Gallo and Vince Vaughn at once… Hott.
Vincent Gallo is the live action version of Pigpen from the Charlie Brown cartoons. Everywhere he goes, there is a cloud of filth aound him.
I would gladly lick the filth off.
Strange, I’m slightly aroused.
I’ll send pictures if it ever happens.
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