First official disappointment of the new year (not counting the “performance anxiety” incident on Saturday night. I think I had too much to drink, I swear that’s never happened to me before): jj tours the United States but, you know, only the good ones.

Toronto, Columbus, Bloomington, Chicago. They’re basically taunting us. I think someone should get a goddamn van or mobil home or something so the eight of us in Detroit who like bands can go see bands in other cities.